My life in a nutshell, or suitcase

been a while

Fri, 29 Apr 2005 05:39:33 GMT

wow i haven't posted in quite some time have i? i'm taking a break from studying for finals b/c if i don't i'll strangle myself. well let's run through what's happened...

I FUCKING GOT INITIATED BITCHES!!!! that's right, i'm now a brother of Beta Theta Pi, the best damned fraternity period. Zeta Psi roll #115, that's just how we do. And i don't care what anyone says, i'll always be kappa pledge class president haha. we went to the UF beta house and damn i must say their house is off the fuckin chain! initiation was incredible and i'm proud to say i'm a brother. We got our jerseys from our big brothers and my jersey nickname is "phone sex" and yes, it is a sex related story lol, if you wanna know just ask. we ate at some restaurant called "on the corner" where robb, cedric, and myself were convincing the cute bartender girls to act in a porno (notice a pattern of how i'm always involved in just about every cool sex related story?). The majority of us then went back to the house and partied hard-core there. I won't say more about that lol.

So it's official, it's Beta, ADPi, and SAE for homecoming. that's awesome b/c ADPi is fucking hardcore when it comes to dance skit. like to the point where i won't do it unless they ask me to, because these people are good whereas i'm just average in the hip hop dance department.

Lerch and I finally found a place to live! it's gonna fucking rock as he and i will be kickass roommates. a true bachelor pad, no doubt. He also told me that he pulled a me and scored some chicks panties. good form lerch, good mothafuckin form.

finally left payless, now i'm strictly at the UCF job. i'm not used to not having to work weekends as i feel weird like "shit did i have work today?" when i wake up, not like "ahhhh its the weekend".

Finishing up finals, last one's tomorrow, then a free mothafuckin summer. I didn't do too hot on my Prosecution & Adjudication final but oh well, what can you do.

Looking forward to the Wet/Dry party tomorrow, since i will have officially finished with school, i plan on sitting by the keg drinking till i achieve a new record in BAC lol. it'll be a blast.

I probably won't update this in a few weeks, so for the people who read this thing (all 2 or 3 of you lol), get over it.

Proud to be a Beta,
Ivan

small recap again

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 22:16:31 GMT

OK, let's see whats going on here. Beta Lei was great, had a fabulous time. Witnessed the DJ having sex behind his booth and that was definitely the moment of the night. Got real drunk, hung out with friends, had a generally good time. I may have pissed someone off that night as they haven't spoken to me since Beta Lei, i hope they aren't too mad at me and if they are i'm sorry. in fact i'm not even entirely sure why they may be mad at me, but i have some ideas and it makes sense. stupid conscience, i hate feeling bad but i can't help it. greek week's gonna be a blast, i'm in the dance skit and jesus christ it is complicated as hell, but wow is it gonna be awesome. brothers John M and Bob S are hardcore when it comes to dance choreography. i'm really enjoying it although it's definitely showing off how much i lack in the dancing department. i'm not horrible, but i'm definitely not in their class. oh well, just give me spanish music anyday, that's the shit i roll to. can't think of much else, gonna be a hectic week. later all

ivan

damn!

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 18:56:58 GMT

ok i went to antigua last night, i got really fucking trashed, and i ended up sleeping with pizzle. god dammit! i'll update this shit later when i'm not at work.

back in action

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 01:16:04 GMT

allright, i haven't updated this thing in forever, i need to get on the ball. let's see what's gone on in my life. i'll put it in bullet format!
- pizzle's out of the picture. i'll be friends but nothing more. i'm not mad or whatever, just shit happens that's all. ok maybe i'm a little peeved, or a lot peeved, i dunno.
- went to pub last night, got trashed, my big brother made me an omelet which tasted like hot sex and he's gonna teach me how to cook.
- i got a ticket from when i totalled my car almost 2 months ago. they just now decided to mail the piece of shit.
- school sucks, work sucks (payless sucks, not the UCF job), i just want this semester to be over.
- april 23rd needs to hurry the fuck up, i want to get initiated already and i want my jersey
- apartment hunting has been a bitch, but my mom says there's a real possibility i could get my own place.. my own fucking apartment, no one to live with, that would be amazing. not to say lerch wouldn't be an awesome roommate, but no roommates is still incredible
- i need a haircut real fucking bad
- i should shave too
- maybe i should get a girlfriend, single life's fun but what a hassle sometimes, and stability's nice
- maybe i shouldn't get a girlfriend, they're too much responsibility and then you gotta deal with the fighting and all that shit
- i want to go to the Pi Phi semi-formal, but i'm having trouble finding someone to take me (Casey Keller for example!)
- i'm signing up for the institute of men of principle! i hear it's supposed to be an incredible experience and i can't wait
- i don't know what else to say

weird day!

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 01:00:35 GMT

whats up emo LJ reader people j/k. second post, surprising, that means i'm not tired of this crap yet. well last night was grab-a-date movie night at the beta house, my date was the honorable dave melvin, my pledge brother lol. we were drunk after coming back from pub wednesday and i was like "DAVE DO YOU HAVE A DATE?!?!" and he said he didnt so i was like "YEAH DUDE YOU'RE MY DATE FOR GRAB-A-DATE" lol. we had a projection screen set up outside which was cool and we saw van wilder although i didnt get to see much of it because i was working on my presentation THAT WAS FUCKING POSTPONED AGAIN!!! i'm happy it was because i wasn't ready again anyways lol so it's due after spring break now. it was brother dan's birthday and mollo's birthday so we had a small fiesta at the Beta house, although a bunch of people left early which sucked but it's spring break so a lot of people are going home. of course i dont, because i'm the lucky fuck who goes to two schools that has different spring breaks. anyways we chilled here till about 2 or 3 am, called up pizzle and shacked at her place so i would be sure to get up early for my presentation and also b/c i didnt want to drive all the way back home.

today was a weird day, i blew out my tire driving to school which sucked and my jack is rusted solid so the bastard won't open! lucky me huh? luckily my badass big sister maggie was able to pick me up and take me to class (we have the same class at 8:30) so it was all good. thanks again big! met up with lerch (aka sean, my soon-to-be roommate) and we checked out river park. awesome complex and the price was really good, so it looks like that may be the place we go. i'll be sure to update you on it if/when we finally sign with them. i skipped my 2:30 b/c we checked out a couple other complexes and also wanted to chill with Lerch for a while. i talked to my mom about river park and she sounds excited about it and already got the application and what not sent to her, hopefully that's the place we end up at cuz it's nice.

at about 5:00 lerch took me to pick up my car. With the assistance of Lerch's jack i was able to throw the spare on. you'd think everything would be fine and dandy after that but oh no, my bad luck had to intervene and make sure that my spare was flat the one moment i needed it! so i had to drive like 10 miles an hour out of UCF to the BP so i could fill it up with air, then i went to a tire kingdom to throw 75 bucks away on a new tire. all that would've constituted a bad day except for 3 things:

A) my presentation was postponed so w00t for that
B) i got a 73 on my police & society midterm, normally that would be bad but i didnt even know the midterm was that day so i had done NO studying whatsoever. so i will gladly take that 73 and run with it.
C) I GOT THE JOB AT UCF!!!!

yes in case you weren't aware, i had applied for a job at UCF's financial help desk office and i had an interview with them last week. It went well but I hadn't heard from them all week. I was actually going to call them today but getting that flat made me forget entirely. However when I checked my messages at like 6:00 pm i had a message from my now new boss saying he felt really good about the interview and wanted to offer me the position! 8 bucks an hour and i work right next to UCF, which works out great since i'm moving close to there now! finally i can slowly but surely start leaving payless. fucking retail blows for real, and i'm glad i can finally dip out. to top my day, i'm now at the beta house "working" on a paper that's due tuesday but in actuality i'm writing this as we speak lol. Hope spring break is fun for all of you b/c it sure won't be for me =(

Even more surprised i've written a second entry in this piece of shit,
the Ivanator

my first "blog" thang!

Thu, 10 Mar 2005 23:18:06 GMT

wow, i used to be so adamant against people with livejournals, calling them all gay and emo faggots (yes i'm into the emo-scene, but some people take it waaay too fucking far), but here i am signed up on this horrid piece of ass writing my first post! so yesterday was a weird night. went to pub and had a blast, got drunk, you know, the usual. i offended my big sister Maggie not on purpose at all, and i apologized like 80 times, so i hope we're cool. i also got into a bit of an argument with pizzle (if you don't know who that is, ask and i'll clarify). that really irked me but apparently we're OK now. she forgot her keys and her purse in some guys car so i had to let her crash at my place. I jogged back to the Beta house with Becca, that was fucking hilarious even though it didn't warm us up like we thought it would. I love that girl and we're gonna get married to the HIM songs "join me" and "your sweet 666" lol. The one bad thing I can say happened is i completely missed work today, which isn't a good thing. I was supposed to open the mall store and i completely forgot and i'm gonna get written up now. i'm just glad i didn't get fired, because i need money so I can keep paying rent. I need to start organizing my life a little more and make sure I have everything all nice and scheduled out. Which reminds me, I have to work on a presentation for my Police and Society Class I have to do tomorrow. Jesus Christ, I need to invest in an organizer or a secretary or something.

The Beta brothers are awesome, I've gotten quite a few responses on my request for help on finding a new place to live, and apparently River Wind isn't too expensive, like only 325 a month (living with 2 other people) and would be like maybe 400 total including utilities. i can afford around 400 a month so that's a life-saver, as long as it's decently close to UCF, which i'm sure it is compared to where I live now. i'm sure it'll all work out

I talked to my grandbig April today, she wanted to invite me to a bike show today but i have to work on this stupid presentation and basically get my life in order because i'm eating too much shit now. She's really cool, i'm glad i met her. In case I haven't made this clear, I love my big brother AJ. i think he's absolutely the most awesome big and it's amazing that even though I didn't know him too well in the beginning just how well we've gotten along and how much we actually have in common. I have a blast when we chill and I'm glad he's my big brother. I'm just glad I never have to go through trying to pick a big brother again, it was one of the most difficult things I ever had to do, because I had like 15 people I got along with incredibly (with my big obviously being one of them). But everything worked out for the best and I still get along with everyone so I'm just glad that the guys don't take the whole big brother experience personally/offensively, i think they understand it is a difficult choice and I'm sure they understand how hard it was for me so that's good. Oh, maybe I should clarify that whenever I talk about brother or sister or whatever, i'm talking in greek (fraternity) lingo. I in reality have a younger half-brother and a younger half-sister but I haven't seen them in years so i'll never talk about them on LJ.

well, spring break is coming up soon and as much as I want to look forward to it, it isn't a big deal for me since I don't officially get a spring break. UCF's spring break is next week and I have class at Valencia, and Valencia's spring break is the week after and I have class at UCF. tell me if that doesn't suck the biggest balls ever. I wanted to go down so I could visit my mom and family and my new baby cousin Victor. it's about damn time my uncle had a kid, i'm now an unofficial uncle! I'm happy for him though. well this was quite the rant wasn't it? surprising i was able to drone on. I'm sure there's more but this was everything that was on my mind at the moment. I guess i have no choice but to start posting more huh? haha later y'all

signing off on his first LJ post ever,
ivan